The Day That I Learned Something About My Interaction With Women
About three or four months after I moved to Hannibal, MO in June, 1991, in an act of serendipity, I met Judge John Ogle and his beautiful, elegant, and intelligent clerk, Linda, at the Hannibal Courthouse and they allowed me to visit with them occasionally over the following 10 years or so, especially Linda, which was invaluable for me as I was recently approved for a disability retirement from my engineering job with the Soil Conservation Service and I had very little structure in my life. I shared with them, rather obliquely, what I euphemistically call 'My Second Vocation in Life', namely notifying world leaders, through a very simple and straightforward letter-writing effort, of Christ's return to earth sometime after the year 1999, resulting from a rather easy deduction on my part from His instructions to His apostles recorded in Luke 21:25a & Matthew 24:29-30a. Over the following years, I gave Linda copies of the correspondence that I was receiving from addressees of power and authority that Linda told me that she kept in a "special place".
Sometime in the year 1992 or 1993, I told Judge Ogle and Linda, "Back when I learned on January 10th of '89 of the total solar eclipse passing through central Europe, Iraq, and Iran on August 11, 1999, many things went through my mind that day [Antichrist to come, Armageddon, Seven Years of Tribulation (1992 - 1999), Rapture, Mark of the Beast, '666', etc., etc.], but I eventually came to this one, 'Is that ALL there is to this world?'"
After a brief pause, Linda could not help but laugh. And that is when I became fully aware that there are not many things in this world that are more pleasurable for me than seeing a beautiful woman laughing at something that I had just told her.
And I am sure that many men feel the same way.